Don't Go Back Here or Touch ANYTHING sign (Photo: J. Waits)
Leave it to DJs to fiddle with things that they are not supposed to. Signs at KFJC warn against adjusting turntable weights (since people always seem to mess them up) and other stations have posted notices about leaving computers and equipment alone.
My favorite in this genre is this catch-all sign that commands DJs to keep away from an entire section of the studio. It reads: “DON’T GO BACK HERE OR TOUCH ANYTHING. CABLES, BUTTONS, INTERNETS, ETC. THANKS!!!”
Previous posts in 12 Days of Radio Station Signage series:
Day 1: Do Not Spray
Day 2: Dead Fish
Day 3: You are Being Monitored
Day 4: Zero Tolerance Graffiti Policy
Day 5: Never Use Swear Words
Day 6: Please Put Records and CDs Back
Day 7: File Your Records Diagram
Day 8: Mic Technique
Day 9: Seven Deadly Words
Day 10: CD and LP Library Alphabetization
Day 11: When this Light is on…Shut Up!
