The Decision
Last December I made a New Years resolution: I would get Internet radio in my Honda Civic by the summer. So in the middle of July I went over to New Sound car stereos in San Francisco and talked to the proprietor Ed Sosa about what I needed: a console with AM/FM plus a USB port and some kind of hookup for my Droid mobile device.
“Sure,” Ed responded, and while giving me a tour of New Sound’s fabulous Vault of Old Car Stereos, he installed a Panasonic DEH-X6500BT.
“This’ll work,” he assured me. It did. The radio sounded great. The USB very nicely played my thumb drive full of tunes. But I stalled, learning-wise, on the Internet connection. With the DEH you hook your mobile to the console via Bluetooth. So I opened up the instructions, set as usual in a teeny type size suitable for people under 50, and did what it said.
1. Press down on the Big Round Knob that you use to control volume or surf AM/FM channels.
2. Select my Droid Razr from the device list shown on the LED display (it was the only gizmo listed, Thank God).
3. Enter the PIN code disclosed on the instructions.
I finished all that and looked at the gadget. “Ok,” I thought to myself. “Now what?” The instructions did not say. And it was the summer, so I wasn’t using my car very much since the school where I drive to teach was mostly closed. Thus I did what I always do in these circumstances. I put the problem off until later.
Discovery
There are all kinds of technology users when it comes to skill. Without getting into all the classifications, I’m a Clueless Blunderer. I’m not a Luddite, but with a million things on my plate, I don’t have the patience to do market research or read reviews. I just buy something and figure it out, or not.
“When all else fails, read the instructions,” goes the saying. That’s me.
By late September I was back in my Honda, staring at my stereo and wondering how to get to the next level. Suddenly I looked up at my dashboard mirror and noticed something. “Gosh,” I said to myself. “What’s that microphone doing up there?” After a moment of narcissism I concluded that I wasn’t important enough for the NSA to have surreptitiously installed it. It must have come with the Panasonic installation and I did not notice.
So I plugged my Droid into my charger, put it next to the console, and starting driving down to UC Santa Cruz, where I teach, hoping in the back of my mind that Something Would Just Happen.
An hour into the trek, I was listening to some FM rock station along the Highway 17, when I heard a phone ringing.
“Hmmm,” I thought to myself. “Maybe the station accidentally got its wires mixed up?”
The phone stopped ringing again, then it rang some more. I looked at the console: “BT AUDIO . . . ” the LED said. Could it be? I wondered.
“Hello there,” I said out loud.
“Mr. Lasar?” a voice asked, filling the car with sound. “Can we talk?”
“WOW!” I shouted back. “Did you just call me? Can you hear me?”
“Yes,” the voice nervously responded to my idiotic question. It was a student who felt he didn’t get enough course credit for a class he took with me. “Is this a good time to talk?”
“This is awesome!” I shouted. “Perfect time to talk! It works! It works!!”
Eventually I got over the excitement of the moment and actually helped the poor kid. Then I thought to myself: “If I leave it on BT AUDIO can I get, like, my mobile radio apps over my car speakers?” (Which was sort of the point, right?)
Exiting the 17, I parked the next to an elementary school, fired up my Droid Pandora app, and selected a classical channel. A Mozart piano concerto filled my Civic with sound.
“Holy #%$& crap,” I exclaimed as a small group of school children walked by . . .
Next: Internet-in-my-car diary, Entry #2: the Perils of Pandora on the Freeway